Dat Ankles

watchtheskytonight:

geekchicbooks:

missbibliophile:

Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?

like “she was on Doctor Who”

“she was in The Avengers”

I never even thought about this before.

we are becoming aware

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whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

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theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

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multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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andrvw:

my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”

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thats-slightly-raven:

spoken-not-written:

thats-slightly-raven:

My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.

oh crumbs.

I swear to god.

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aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

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dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

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ashde-phernelia:

sweet-shenanigans:

sararye:

theatomicboom:

how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though

like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns

because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what 

one thing is for sure

it wasn’t hermione

GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK

VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.

JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN

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